December 2011
1 post
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: I’m Sorry That My... →
Dec 14th
1 note
June 2011
2 posts
Stupid over the top extrapolation theory on Cosmic...
So I’m going to start putting more unfounded beginnings of thoughts, and I’m going to start with a whopper. I listened to a podcast which got me thinking something very OTT. You should listen to it so we’re on the same page. Go! Radiolab on Cosmic Habituation Hi. Of course, this tests our idea of science. It challenges the very basics of scientific method. What if the very...
Jun 18th
This is an example of me not being able to do...
I have a bath I discover my teeth hide more groseness than previously thought. I scrape the left side of my face with a rusty blade, trying to remember and motivate myself once again to buy new blades I realise the new book I have bought for my kindle appears to be much more sex novel than I though. I ponder wether my side effects repeating themselves is a sign of reversing out of the tunnel...
Jun 9th
January 2011
7 posts
Jan 29th
1 note
I make the little green dots and fight the little...
Jan 25th
Teenage.abscond.org
Lying in bed all day, I’ve pulled out some really old posts from a server somewhere in the world and put them on a slightly less old one. I’d quite like to go to a personal history archiving day. A day where we all get together and retrace our digital trail, and those of us who were young and carefree of permanent URLs can clean it up as we go. We can share with each other lives we...
Jan 12th
My favourite Shoreditch bar is under my duvet
Fucking hell I hurt. I have bacteria crawling through me and out of me. I have something growing in my throat. My stomach growls and pulls as it is stripped of everything bad and everything good. My left eye twitches knowingly. I crawl into the occasional ball as my body tenses up in preparation of nothing. I have momentary build ups behind my face that for just a second feel like they will...
Jan 11th
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Thinking and writing
Recently Russell posted a recording of ‘Ted Hughes on thinking’. It got me thinking. Here’s a brief quote from the beginning, that whilst not really his point, had my mind distracted by other thoughts that were already mingling - which is a point he makes later. At school I was plagued by the idea that I really had much better thoughts than I could ever get into words. It...
Jan 10th
2010
2010 happened. I didn’t really drive it much, I was either playing with waves I had made in previous years or waves that just happened. Work After a crazy March of four Rewired State events, I have had no involvement, and have effectively resigned all involvement. Emma has found replacements. I am still incredibly proud of what was achieved in 2009, and hope it continues. I have never...
Jan 3rd
Day without socks
The body pangs from the New Year’s Eve medicine. Every cigarette I smoke in bed makes me feel worse, but I smoke more. I watch TV on demand and cook an omelet, read all of my inboxes and do just enough of my to do list to stop my pangs turning into a panic attack. There is a drunk man buzzing all the flats in the building. We lean out of the windows to see if there is something to...
Jan 3rd
December 2010
5 posts
TechHub and Silicon Roundabout →
I’ve written a blog post that I decided to put on the company blog.
Dec 21st
I miss you
Weekends cooking pasta and playing computer games Falling in love with your quicksilver hoodie The longing of the kiss, under the motorway bridge Pinning your fitting body and forcing lavender on your head Your respect as I introduce myself to your beer chat The unbearable lust induced by your denim hotpants Weekends where we never left bed Mojitos with your friends Finding your thoughts...
Dec 17th
I'm moving other people's work to... →
This blog will be my (less good) thoughts from now on.
Dec 17th
Photography is one of the few things giving me... →
I’m so happy when it’s used. Even if it’s just standard stock photography like this. But it’s radiolab! Those guys are good and they liked my photo.
Dec 16th
Search: Facebook_Connect_Login_Buttons →
Now I’m wondering how long Bing spend indexing their own search results.
Dec 3rd
October 2010
1 post
iPhone users are more likely to →
Oct 5th
September 2010
2 posts
Songs that need dubstep remixes
SNSD - OH! AKA Girl’s Generation. I’m not too sure why. I’m only just getting into K-Pop, but I’m noticing a distinct lack of dubstep remixes in the genre. Upsetting. Below is the only one I’ve found. He/She called it K-Step. That’s allowed to stick. The majority of the K-Pop ‘remixes’ I’ve seen are ballad solo piano versions. Which...
Sep 19th
“Nothing’s free any more”
– Owner of the hairdresser under my flat when the ad-supported Open Spotify account that was playing to the shop stopped playing.
Sep 9th
August 2010
1 post
1 tag
5 things I've been thinking about
(These are mostly self realisations that new thoughts for the masses. Forgive me, I’m young.) 1. Outside As many of you know, I’m on super holiday time. 4 months of nothing, which sounds ludicrously indulgent. Except it’s actually my first, as I skipped university. Excluding festivals, I’ve spent previous summers behind my desk working on the Most Important Project Of My...
Aug 30th
July 2010
2 posts
Jul 27th
1 tag
Running a start up is like having a baby. The idea is the inception and, like inception, any old moron can come up with a decent one. The public school boy, Corona in hand, top shirt buttons undone, full of feelings of rebellion as they shun the banking world their upbringing promised them to go be an ‘entrepreneur’, to say “I’ve had an idea, now all I need is someone to...
Jul 15th
June 2010
3 posts
Jun 29th
Unicode character of the week: ⸘
Inverted Interrobang. AKA gnaborretnI.
Jun 4th
“Be “reasonable” and urge your fellow-conferees to be...”
– CIA’s WW2 “Simple Sabotage Manual”
Jun 2nd
May 2010
11 posts
May 26th
May 26th
May 12th
May 12th
May 11th
How do Lab/Lib/Con supporters overlap? →
The Late, Great Chris Lightfoot still lending a hand at this election.
May 10th
“So if the Tories get in, do I invest in bupa stock or bupa insurance?”
– Tom Lea
May 6th
May 6th
Screw it I'm voting for Dave Raval
So it turns out I’m voting Lib Dem. Again. I always seem to swing to Lib Dem moments before voting. Dunno why. Here are my reasons this time: I would be voting Labour. I still trust the Labour back bench more than any other party, and I’m not looking forward to seeing some of them go instead of a few of their front bench. But I’m not voting for a party. I’m voting for...
May 6th
“As an engineer, you are told that you’re “lucky to have a job”, because there...”
– Why Engineers Hop Jobs (via chrismear)
May 4th
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May 4th
5 notes
April 2010
5 posts
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
Apr 29th
“You know what this lifestyle does to the body? The minute your system senses...”
– Abbey Bartlet, West Wing
Apr 14th
WatchWatch
The man clearly has taste, I think he’ll go far.
Apr 9th
March 2010
9 posts
Stealing milk
I’m beginning to wonder if stealing a bottle of milk from a doorstep is a defining moment in one’s life. OK, I have no evidence of this, apart from myself and Gerald Blanchard. He was a master thief, who first got the bug stealing the bottle of milk. He got away with it. When I tried to steal mine, in the slightly paranoid suburbs or North East London, I was spotted by a curtain...
Mar 30th
Listen10 year old day camper me loves this so much I...
Mar 30th
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
Occasional Note 1: Rejuvination
Like a forest needs forest fires, I need breakdowns. I hadn’t hadn’t had a proper breakdown in about 18 months, the longest time in my memory, and it showed. I made some really bad decisions in the last few months. I finally snapped a couple of weekends ago. I sobbed and rocked as I let it all out. As I get older, it probably becomes even less attractive, but it’s not something...
Mar 29th
“So how about we try decoupling companionship from consumption: Next time you...”
– Wanna Go Play?
Mar 23rd
1 note
Mar 22nd
WatchWatch
Julian Rosefeldt; Piero Steinle  “News” (1998)
Mar 19th
1 tag
Week #1148
I’m sitting on a train to Cornwall. I paid for it with cash as among the many things I didn’t do this week was ‘notify Nationwide about address change’. It’s been a crazy week. Working at BERG is inspiring, reminding me to avoid working on dull projects as much as possible. I’ve been finding it weird fitting in. The office is insanely dense with talented...
Mar 5th
February 2010
17 posts
Feb 25th
591 notes